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I am trying to revise and when I revise I need to be in complete silence and if my hamster doesn’t stop biting it’s cage I swear to god I will punch it in it’s tiny little face I took it out earlier to entertain it but I had just eaten toast and my hands were really buttery and the bastard tried to put my finger in it’s mouth pouch and fucking clung onto it it’s like oh my word if you could be any more of a douche right now Monty I would change the location of your litter to spite you and you’d have no idea where to piss so fuck youuuuu

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Duke Special at Union Chapel :D
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madeleineishere:

I said to no one ever.

Seriously- I’ve been sick with a nasty fever this week and am slowly getting over it. here have a pick up line.
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THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
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